HUMOR

by Kiss Concert

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Instruments recorded by Jason Karby at The Boiler Room, Worcester.
Vocals recorded by Jacob Gaulin at The Firehouse, Worcester and at Spaghetti House Ltd., Boston, MA. Mastered by Chris Gooseman at Baseline Audio Labs, Ann Arbor, MI.
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released June 10, 2016

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Track Name: Speech Speech
everything falls apart and more
Mikey, I'm sorry
I called you at 4 when you worked at 6 AM
and I've been waiting on this vacation
through static seasons like time was worth killing
'cause I've
been waiting on this vacation
as if every bed unmakes itself
but suns set every night, speaking of time
and skeeters come a'buzzin'
looking for what they left behind
or what we got in our veins:
red sticky dinners of silent exchange

it's always easier to leave
than it is to say
i bought a pack of cigarettes
and i threw them away
take a long look in the rearview
yeah, that's a picture of me
maybe if i'm lucky
you'll put it above your TV

divided lines and timezones
i'd rather eat the telephone
i'll trade monotony for tellin' lies
i saw the interstate and raised you a goodbye

I meant to live some, but here I am
I dip my toes onto the hardwood floors again
I meant to live some, but here I am
I don't mean it so I spit in my other hand

all my plans just blew right away
and everything that I hate I helped create
and I know you don't always understand; I don't always see
you count on a pack of cigarettes; you can't count on me.
Track Name: Fear and Loathing in the WWE
old ones know
go slow, stay cold
I don't care I've been there
forget your dreams
learn to please
get on your knees
say I don't care if I ever get there

Stone Cold goes home
beholds
says "I don't think I've been here before
I'm so bored
this is not my war
it's not my title fight
to fight on a Monday night"

come on I've had enough
can I quit being a fuck?
I'm no good with my hands
you've got a weird approach
I'd rather just explode
or say something else entirely

i'll take your word for once
you're right about wasting time
all my shit in a basket of snakes
they keep biting my hand

cold bones, tight rope
you can't suck blood out of a stone
I'm sinking, I'm sinking, I'm sunk
I'm drinking, I'm drinking
Track Name: Haircut
did i come all this way
just to jizz into the grand canyon?
unfold your skeleton
climb into my volvo

it's not a race it's just a total fucking crapshoot
in fact it's the Kentucky Derby of bullshit
they'll tell you what you wanna hear
then they're punching your card, they're punching your card
you're outta there

this'll take more than a haircut to fix
this'll cost more than a haircut

cardboard reveals its life story
and it's not even sad
i've inventoried everything you've stolen
and the list isn't even that bad

this'll take more than a haircut to fix
this'll cost more than a haircut
Track Name: Perfect. Monday.
things only get better
when I actively apply myself
my dad's gonna kill me
when he looks in his toolbox on the shelf
my mom's gonna cry when
I tell her all about my day

things only get better
when I actively deny myself
my dad's gonna kill me
and wish I'd kept it all to myself
I've so little say in who I love and who can stay

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it sounds like complaining but you heard what I meant
it's so nice to be here but nothing's better in Montreal
Track Name: S'peach S'peach
this could go so many different ways
no one really knows what they're looking for
i say we give it just a few more days
maybe then we'll know what we came here for

mirrors surround you
divide your heart in half
you could turn back around
but i think you know all about that

another day, another dollar
another chance to get it wrong
i say we wait just a little bit longer
step off the bus with a brand new song

pit in my stomach but life's a peach
if you need me i'll be reading books on the beach
i am hiding from a tidal wave under pieces of paper
they all say

i cannot stress enough
it seems i cannot stress enough

see what a difference a day could make
see what a difference a week could make
see what a difference month could make
see what a difference a year could make
see what a difference five years could make
oh what a difference ten years could make
see what a difference my whole life could make
but what kind of difference could 25 years make

and if our stars go out because
i have trouble articulating myself
then nothing is new